Sperm Removal Mouthwash

Sperm Removal Mouthwash – "Because Your Morning Breath Shouldn’t Smell Like Regret!"

Look, we’re not judging what went down last night—but your breath sure is. If your mouth feels like a protein shake gone wrong, it’s time for a deep cleanse. Introducing Sperm Removal Mouthwash, the only oral rinse strong enough to wipe away last night’s evidence and leave you feeling minty fresh, not morally stressed.

🔥 Features & Benefits 🔥

✅ Extra-Strength Formula – Because Water Ain’t Enough – Blasts away every last trace of DNA, guilt, and bad decisions.

✅ Neutralizes Odor & Shame – Instantly erases "morning-after breath" so you can go about your day without side-eyes from strangers.

✅ pH-Balancing Rinse – Because That Was a Lot – Restores freshness, dignity, and oral respectability in one swish.

✅ Minty Fresh Confidence – So You Can Kiss Without Flashbacks – Removes lingering “flavors” and replaces them with pure, crisp peppermint.

✅ Perfect for All Types of Situations:

• If you woke up questioning your life choices, swish ASAP.

• If you want your mouth to forget what just happened, double rinse.

• If your breath is throwing up red flags, this is your emergency exit.

How to Use:

1️⃣ Pour a generous amount (you’ll need it).
2️⃣ Swish like your life depends on it.
3️⃣ Spit out the past.

🚨 WARNING:

• May cause sudden clarity about your life choices.

• Side effects include random flashbacks, uncontrollable giggles, and the need to reapply lip gloss.

• We are not responsible for you texting “wyd” again.

Erase the evidence and refresh your soul. Get your Sperm Removal Mouthwash today—because some things are better left unspoken. 😂🔥💦